Friday, September 05, 2008

so there a million products out there that are supposed to make your kid smart for you. you're supposed to dangle all kinds of stimulating, brightly colored educational toys in their faces that teach them the alphabet, the canterbury tales, and classical greek, all the while blasting the mozart in the background. i'm all about educating children, but there's something i've noticed over the past almost 3 years...

even with all of these amazing educational tools at her disposal in this amazing country we call america, she'd much rather play with rocks and tufts of our dog's hair. maybe i should make my own line of toys consisting of cardboard boxes, clumps of dirt, and dried up baby wipes. gotta give the public what they want.

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