bummer

i needed shower gel. i didn't know what the label would look like or say, which makes buying things particularly tricky. i started reading a label of a bottle that looked promising.

i understood the first sentence. could it be?

i kept reading. i kept understanding. what i had in my hand was shower gel with vitamins and protein and hydrating elements. i thought i had been given the gift of tongues b/c i definitely don't know those words in this language.

then i realized i was reading the spanish. the other language was down below. i had no idea what those words were. but it's good to know that apparently i'm fluent in spanish. who knew?