i went to walgreens today.
i bought 2 chapsticks, 2 hand sanitizers, and my fabulous halloween peacock false eyelashes.
i gave them my $5 towards my next purchase coupon.
total was $3.07.
walgreens thought they had me. they thought i was going to give them money.
they must have forgotten that they promptly recharged my walgreens gift card with my $13 of rebates.
i didn't give them any money.
i still have money on my gift card.
i'll return soon, walgreens. you should be very afraid.